You may talk o’ dykes and queers
In the Temple and out here
And lusty freaks from Coruscant to Alderaan.
There are some who aren't fightin’
When a-scratchin’ and a-bitin’,
Who likes to lick the boots of their own Padawan.
When out in the field we is,
There is one that knows the biz,
Much more the slut than old Palpatine the Queen.
Of all that brown-robed crew,
The finest of them that we knew,
Was that kinky Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn.
      It was “Jinn! Jinn! Jinn!
You promised that you'd switch us, Qui-Gon Jinn!”
      C’mere and let us strap you!
      C’mere and let us have you!
You broken-nosed old idol, Qui-Gon Jinn!

The uniform he wore
Had an 'easy access door'
For the pleasuring of those who stood behind.
Yes, this slut, he was no slouch
With lube and condoms in a pouch
For the taking of whatever he could find.
Yes, old Jinn was quite a lay
Until one eventful day
He had the luck to meet a man named Obi-Wan.
Yes, this Learner was quite sweet
And posessed prodigious meat
And had a sex drive to compete with anyone.
                He yelled "Jinn! Jinn! Jinn!
All my life, where have you been?
                Though I diddled the whole Senate
                There was nothing like you in it
Oh the things that I could Learn from Qui-Gon Jinn!"
 

They started with the Tantra
And "Now suck me!" was their mantra
They spent the first day fucking madly on the floor.
They progressed through Kama Sutra,
Fando-shau and mi sang vutra
Then took a break, because they were both sore.
One cozy nap-time later
Jinn was dressed up like Darth Vader
And Obi-Wan seduced that Sith back to the Light
Then Qui-Gon turned the table
And as fast as he was able
Filled his Padawan's sweet bottom, which was tight.
                He said "Jinn, Jinn, Jinn!
Oh my skies and stars above, you're the best that's been!
                You're a hottie as a lover
                And I'm certain I'll discover
You really just might love me, Qui-Gon Jinn."

Well, the Jedi are not stupid
And they're quite aware that Cupid
Might be the only god to save the day
Because hot as Qui-Gon was
All the dirty deeds he does
Violate the Code, or so the Jedi say.
Well, they'd called the man a slut
And his pay they also cut
But the only way they'd keep him in one bed
Was find a mate that's suited
To a cock so well-reputed
Then Whammy both 'till they agreed to wed.
                Oh yes, Jinn, Jinn, Jinn!
Now your nights of bedhopping are coming to an end
                Though we really are quite jelous
                Both the ladies and the fellas
We're glad to see you fall in love, Qui-Gon Jinn.

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completely different from the six o'clock show.
 

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